What sort of person might be interested in subscribing to Crooked Farmz compost teas?

Maybe you are:

• in love with growing your own vegetables?
• seeking a local community of skill-sharing, information, and care?
• concerned about chemical fertilizers and pesticides?
• interested in organic alternatives?
• frustrated with the plastic remnants in free City compost and some commercial products?
• in need of a rejuvenated or remediated soil food web?
• short on time for making your own compost or compost tea?
• excited about bringing traditional and contemporary techniques together?
• a novice and want to learn more?
• an intermediate and want to level-up?
• more experienced and desiring a new challenge?
• an experimental DIY enthusiast?
• a deeply creative person?
• appreciative of garden aesthetics?
• obsessed by the smell and feel of the earth?
• fascinated by soil microbiology?
• desiring improved skills for dealing with climate change?
• someone who is trying to slow down?

We might be looking for each other . . . calling all artsy-garden-eco-hipster-greenish-thumb-poets!